So Flavor Flav picked Thing2

For starters, please don’t judge me for watching Flavor Flav or even VH1 for that matter! Anyhow, since I have been a housewife for the last 5 months (until last week), what’s a woman to do (gotta catch a break from Oprah). Anyhow, that’s how I ended up following the dang show! For starters, I couldn’t beleive why a man in his 40’s (maybe 80’s) would look for love among a bunch of classless, totally undignified and verbally obscene girls. And why would any of those classless girls want a guy like Flavor Flav..with the most attrocius sense of style in the entire world (in Uganda he would be called ‘L’-for lousy, local and any other L words you can think of). Anyhow, disappointingly, I kinda followed each of the characters and from the beginning and felt that Thing2 was the one-eyed man among the blind…definately not the prettiest, but the most genuine and probably the only one who was not there for TV.  During the mock weddings with Flav, her act was so real, it was like a real wedding…you could tell that she was talking from the bottom of her heart (except for mispronouncing his name).  When he eliminated her, I kinda thought he was making a mistake and we would soon be seeing Flavor of Love 4 (That would make me throw up).  It was sad the way she left crying ‘Why? Why Flav?’ Well Seasonz was still in and up until the trip to France, she had proved to be the only one with some maturity and class…untill it came out (and she didn’t deny) that she was there for the drama (dang!!). Of course, Flav had to eliminate her…and it was so ugly, just to think that he had Black and Sinceer to pick from. Sinceer has some mean streak, I don’t think she is capable of loving anyone. She is like this spiteful neighbor who is always stirring up trouble. And Black; something just does not add up about her. You can imagine the relief when Flav brought back Thing2. That was probably the best part of the entire show. And I loved the fact that she refused to give him a night cap the night before elimination (we all know a night cap means illicit sex with a man who might throw you out the next day and am a conservative who believe in NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE). She took a risk there, but she earned my respect and made up for everything she lacks in teeth (and real hair?). If he had eliminated her on that basis, then I’d have concluded that he is an old loser with no sense of judgement. Anyhow, it was a romantic ending as Flav picked Thing2. Now the question is whether they will last as a couple. I have officially closed out VH1. The channel is sick. Besides a Flavor of Love 4 would be too much (what we would call Kawawa in Uganda). Just one piece of advice for Thing 2: Gal, lose that wig or whatever it is…and a little visit to the dentist might be a little helpful.